Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2004
September 22, 2004
September 24, 2004
Transcript:
"...and have you seen 'The English Patient'? it's wonderful. I mean the story is excellent. It starts out in this...this........What are you doing?" "click click click" "I'm holding my imaginary remote and trying to tivo my way through your conversation...it's not successful, but still it brings me comfort."
mari1313 over 11 years ago
>:(
PBS1! over 5 years ago
If the remote is imaginary, where is the click coming from?
Neeeol almost 4 years ago
The English Patient is an awful movie centering around a man so selfish that he would let the world be destroyed if it meant he could get his girl back.
If you want to watch a far better movie, in far less time, try Casablanca.
Davel2468 over 3 years ago
If only there was such a remote
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Newton’s Fourth Law: “Any instance of praise for The English Patient is accompanied by equal and opposite praise of the Seinfeld episode on it. Just kidding! The Seinfeld episode was way better. Also, I invented calculus. I DID!”