Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2004
Transcript:
"Rat confronts Pig's "Future Telling" Toaster" "This toaster's a sham...He's just predicting past events. He needs to predict a future event, and it has to be one he can't control." "Fine." "Martin Scorcese will make a violent movie. Husbands will cheat on their wives. There will be conflict in the Middle East." "...That's not fair." "Oh, and the vast majority of newspaper comic strips will continue to be irrelevant relics from the 1930's." "I love those strips!"
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Martin Scorcese made Hugo recently. That’s not violent to my knowledge.
maaam over 10 years ago
’…and wives will cheat on their husbands."
There, just removed some sexism.
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Surprised the editors didn’t catch the mispelling. It’s spelled Scorsese.