Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2005
January 19, 2005
January 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Rat, Where are you?" "I just left the doc's office. I got me some of that liposuction." "Wow, did it go okay?" "Well, sort of... The machine's not really equipped to suck out 6,400 pounds in one sitting, so it malfunctioned a little, and they had some trouble shutting it down." "You gonna be okay?" "Oh, yeah... I can do everything I used to..." "...Except when the wind blows."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
flatter than the stick figures people adore.
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
I want to be skinny but not that skinny
Acererak II over 1 year ago
I’m thinking of Far Side Lite: Not funny, but good for you. Everyone is super thin and super tall.