Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi... I'd like a single longstem rose." "One rose, huh? Well with one rose, I always like to throw in your very own copy of "Coping with Loneliness - One cheap man's struggle to survive without women."" "Oh, and here's a copy of the "Victoria's Secret" catalog, so you'll be able to remember what women looked like." "You bought me a floist shop?" "No, no... A chain of florist shops."