Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2005

Transcript:

"Where is Rat today?" "He sold his entire stock of flowers... I guess he successfully exploiuted the average guy's fera of looking cheap and getting dumped." "Well, at least the flowe shop is closed, so he wont be able to capitalized on any more guys' insecurties." "...A half pound? You're buying her a half pound? Ae you trying to spend the rest of your life at "Star Trek" conventions?"