Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2005

Transcript:

"IS that you under there, Pig? "Yes... I am wearing a giant oven mitt to protect myself againat the meanness of this world." "Pig, that meanneass is gonna affect you whether you're in an oven mitt or not.. There's not a single advantage to wearing an oven mitt." "What if a giant oven drops from the sky and you need someone to pull the pie out?" "...You've grown quiet."