Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi...I'm James Thornton, from the junior college, and I'm here to take away the student interns you hired. It's our belief that you've abused the program by giving the student dangerous, dehumanizing tasks." "Oh, puhleaze, dude...I love those kids...they know that, and I know that...I would never hurt them...and we @@#*@ sure don't need some pinhead bureaucrat interfering in our affairs." "'Scuse me, boss...But can I can go home early?...My ribs kinda hurt..." "Not now, Sprio speed bump."