Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2005
June 22, 2005
June 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Okay, zeeba neighba...dis is crockydiles...you mess wid us fah last time...Eeder you lets us eet you or we keel hostage dat is very dear to you...Choice is yous..." "Hostage?? You took a hostage? Who is it??" "Lou...he my cousin." "Your cousin Lou?...He's not dear to me." "...Bad news fah you."
Stiw42 about 10 years ago
How many crocs are gonna die to get the zebra?
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
Are the crocs that dumb to still shoot him!?! I guess they had the same thoughts as Zebra: He’s not dear to me.
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead croc #5
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
I suppose it could be argued that the croc with the gun didn’t follow through with it, though that seems exceedingly unlikely | Five dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23