Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2005

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OK, so that’s at least, what, six crocs dead now?

Seriously…it’s bad enough they have a pig that eats ham and sausage…actually this seems more likely then a cannibalistic pig…

An American alligator’s grin reveals rows of sharp teeth. Baby alligators can’t depend on their elders for a helping hand. In fact, young gators are a perfect bite to eat for large gator adults. Now, a new study finds that between 6 percent and 7 percent of young alligators fall victim to the cruel fate of cannibalism. (Google)

There are at least two crocs dead here, because it says they, but, looking at fred, he looks like he’s eaten three or so, but I’ll take the low number, so dead crocs #10 and #11

Crocodile deaths are only implied here. No names are given and no evidence of death is provided. Maybe Fat Fred merely eats all the possessions of those he has helped, rendering them destitute and unable to send a postcard. However, I will add another Croc death to the tally since Fred will eventually kill himself by choking or a heart attack.

8 croc deaths.

I love that ppl literally started a croc death counter

Cannibal