Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2005
August 25, 2005
August 27, 2005
Transcript:
"'Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.'" "'Scrambled or omelette was the choice. 'I love the taste,' yelled somebody's voice. 'His death was not kind,' cried one of the men, 'But I'd shove that egg all over again.'" "The unknown second verse."
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
YAY the original is boring
mld1812 over 12 years ago
yup
Gun guy over 12 years ago
What did the horses do? “Okay, men, you’ve had your chance. The horses want another shot at it.”
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
BEST.PEARLS.EVER!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
It never says Humpty is an egg. Humpty is a cannon. Look it up.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
This should be taught to children.