Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2005

Transcript:

"What's that thing?" "It's the 'Super Stick o' Smartness'...Whenever I see someone stupid, I sneak up behind them and strike them over the head." "And that makes them smarter?" "No...but it does make them smart." "I'm so confused." "QUICK!! Look over there!!"