A pretty clear double killing. It’s entirely possible that Guard Duck went for the crocs John-Wick-style and slaughtered them all, given the dubious amount of skin he’s selling, but there’s no hard evidence for a number other than two. Thanks to Sooploosh for providing way more detail than I needed on the manner of killing. | Eleven dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 | 9, unknown croc(s) by swallowing (eaten by Fat Fred) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/08/02 | 10 & 11, Jojo and Larry by shocking, spinal trauma, brain trauma, and blood loss (performed by Guard Duck, double kill) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/10/14 |
slimbrownweed almost 13 years ago
GO GUARD DUCK!i cant wait till it gets to todays strips where he pulls grenades!
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
That’s why jojo isn’t in other strips. Gee crocs die quickly
mld1812 over 12 years ago
“larry” the croc has died about 5 times
magipants almost 11 years ago
8 crocs
booyahwonie over 9 years ago
how come you always say “hail eris”
uksing921 almost 9 years ago
Eight.
squiglyman almost 9 years ago
lol how did he do that
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
Steal rats beer for every time a croc died (about 8934838498)
TURTLEDUDE almost 5 years ago
What a coinkeedink
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead crocs #12 and #13
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
9 tombstones
comicfancat1 over 2 years ago
now the police are after him for murder too
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
A pretty clear double killing. It’s entirely possible that Guard Duck went for the crocs John-Wick-style and slaughtered them all, given the dubious amount of skin he’s selling, but there’s no hard evidence for a number other than two. Thanks to Sooploosh for providing way more detail than I needed on the manner of killing. | Eleven dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 | 9, unknown croc(s) by swallowing (eaten by Fat Fred) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/08/02 | 10 & 11, Jojo and Larry by shocking, spinal trauma, brain trauma, and blood loss (performed by Guard Duck, double kill) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/10/14 |
a name 11 months ago
I’ll take some! I adore the belt.