Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2005

Transcript:

"Hullooo, zebba neighba...leesten...you house nice, but lack certain wahmth...Peese let me put nice homemade wreaff ovah fireplace." "You are not coming into this house to put a homemade wreath over the fireplace." "Somewhere Martha Stewaht cry."