Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2005

Transcript:

"Hi, neighbor Vinnie...hey, do you think you could help me look through my garage some time today? I can't find my pruning shears." "Sure, Pig. Not a problem." "Whoa whoa whoa, dude..." "...I am so NOT gonna spend my afternoon looking for something this idiot can't find on his own...I'm gonna sit on the @#%@% couch, maybe catch a little football, and that's IT, dude...so leave me the @*%((# alone..." "Lazy eye."