Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2005

Transcript:

"I hear you're writing horoscopes for the paper." "Yeah...here's Gemini: 'If you think the problems of your sad little life cna be solved by looking to the stars, you might as well jump off a cliff." "Whoa whoa whoa...that's just an insult. As an astrologist, you're supposed to make a prediction." "...despite your frantic arm-flapping, you will not fly."