Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2006

Transcript:

"What are you doing with those viking figurines? I sure hope you don't have 'em keeping diaries and collecting daisies again." "Oh, no... Today we're gonna watch a little television." "Good. Have 'em watch some of this 'Ultimate Fighting Championship'... Lots of guys beating each other senseless... Vikings crave this kind of brutality... Hahaha here ya go, fellas... Violence! Violence! Violence!" "Click click" "Today we missed "Ellen"."