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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Hey, Rat... This is Zoe... Listen, on the way to the liquor store, Hammie messed up and ran over some guy... Then he hit a gas pump... Now everything's burning... Sorry." "What??? It was a simple beer run!!!... @*#*! Okay, listen, listen... Buy... the... beer... and run home... fast!!" "But what about the guy we ran over?" "Say you're sorry." "Sorry."
slimbrownweed over 13 years ago
hey..isn’t that the ‘zits’ dude?
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
They’re not 21, how can they buy beer?
And Dawkins fan, don’t even start.
11vandev over 12 years ago
I love Zits!!! Jeremy Duncan!!!
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
Full out LOL on that one!
squiglyman over 9 years ago
hey its jeremy duncan
ShpelChekz almost 9 years ago
Beer first life second
wrotenchildren over 7 years ago
Jeremy!!! Nooooo!!!!
AngelMarieSings almost 6 years ago
Oh man I know that guy but my mind is blanking on his name…
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
Simple?! Are you high, Rat! They can’t even see over the console!