Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2006

Transcript:

"Did I hear that people are now hiring you to write their thank-you cards?" "Yes, moron... My thank-yous are well written and quite gracious... Check out this one..." "Thank you for your gift. It will make a wonderful addition to my next garage sale." "Alright, maybe 'gracious' is too strong a word."