Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2006

Transcript:

"Howdy do, neighbor... Listen... My kid's selling animal crackers to raise money for the school band." "What are they in the shape of?" "Well, this one's got a whale grabbing a seal from the shore. And here he is snapping the little guy's neck. Oh, and here's a whale with half a seal hanging from his mouth. Put you down for a box?" "No." "Got something against band?"