Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2006
May 12, 2006
May 14, 2006
Transcript:
"Devil Dog to Iceman... Come in, Iceman... Project 'Fried Bacon' in jeopardy... Request permission to abort." "Come in, Devil Dog. Report status." "Sir, we left the bomb with the Pig, but it was grabbed by the Rat, who baked it in a meatloaf and gave it to a porcupine named 'Alphonse'." "But the porcupine hates meatloaf, so he gave it to a sheep." "Who re-gifted it to a zebra." "Who passed it on to some dumb predator of his who hadn't had a meal in weeks." "Who was the unlucky predator?" "Not who you were expecting, was it?"
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Who is “Iceman”?ominous musical overtone
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Haha. Not who I was expecting.
penguin56 almost 9 years ago
I did
Clearstream about 8 years ago
I read it so fast I didn’t get the joke till AFTER the comic.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Of course rat gives it to Alphonse.
Bye Bye Jeffy almost 4 years ago
the orca, a character who has died and undied and died and undied and someday pastis will make up his mind
CoffeeKitty37 over 3 years ago
Huh! I wasnt!
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
It’d crack me up more, if it was a croc.