Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2006
June 11, 2006
June 13, 2006
Transcript:
"Hey there, Pig..." "I hear you hired a dumb guard duck to protect your house. What's a meek little duck gonna do?" "Oh, gee, neighbor Bob... Meekness isn't his problem... It's that he's violent and unstable." "Oh, gee... Violent and unstable, huh?... What's he do, waddle all over the neighbor's toes?..." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." "Beware of duck."
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
The first appearance of Guard Duck as we know him today: helmeted and operating a machine gun.
legoguy77 about 12 years ago
yeah, should be guard duckling
11vandev almost 12 years ago
I love guard duck’s line… Sounds like me sometimes when my pyromania side starts showing
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
O_O he is going crazy O_O but he is an awesome character
gocomics over 10 years ago
I think Robin Williams reused it in “Good Morning Vietnam”, but am too lazy to research.
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
That sweet Macon Napalm
BAndABro over 7 years ago
HECK YA I LOVE IT TOO!
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
Don’t we all?
user_not_found almost 3 years ago
beautiful gun there sir
comicfancat1 over 2 years ago
permission to kick !@#$ with you sir
MattMan_1_00 4 months ago
The very first strip I read of ‘Pearls’ when my local paper started running it