Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2006
June 29, 2006
July 01, 2006
Transcript:
"What's with the glasses and bow tie?" "They're phase one of my two part plan to look smart." "What's the second phase?" "I say, what's the second phase?!" "To stop talking."
From experience as a painfully shy wallflower you don’t need bowties and glasses to be perceived as smart. Just listen to what people say. If something truly pithy does come to mind, say it. Otherwise keep quiet.
missyaley over 12 years ago
I think Pig is finally on to something!
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
But of course, if your image is that of intelligence, perhaps it will work!
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Score one for the bacon!
Ernest Lemmingway over 9 years ago
From experience as a painfully shy wallflower you don’t need bowties and glasses to be perceived as smart. Just listen to what people say. If something truly pithy does come to mind, say it. Otherwise keep quiet.