Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2006

Transcript:

"Sir, good evening, sir...Sir, a second source has confirmed that your neighbors are planning an invasion of our perimeter. They shall be disguised." "It's called 'Halloween', little duck, and I'm gonna give them all the candy they want." "It's called 'appeasement', sir, and all military history counsels against it. Ask Neville Chamberlain." "The nice man who scored all those baskets?" "That's Wilt, sir, but you're close."