Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2007

Transcript:

"Sir, good morning, sir... bad news, sir... the Johnsons got a new Lexus." "What's wrong with that?" "A lot, sir... I think they're trying to make us feel poor and unworthy." "Maybe they just like the car." "Wish we'd spoken sooner, sir."