Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2007

Transcript:

"I just wrote a book of humorous stories. It's comedy gold." "Have you shown it to anyone?" "Yes, I showed it to some of the customers at the cafe. They were falling out of their chairs." "So they liked it?" "No, which is why I was pushing them off of their chairs." "Never mind." "Humorless morons."