Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2007

Transcript:

"Hey, Beetle Bailey.. how goes it?" "Hey, Pig.. hang on a sec... I gotta say a couple things to Zero... he's being sent home for a while." "It's okay. I gotta be taking off anyhow." "Okay.. but listen... you take care of yourself." "You too." PAT PAT PAT PAT *CLICK* NATIONAL ENQUIRAT REVEALING PHOTOS! DON'T ASK DON'T TELL? SARGE: "I'M NOT PLEASED"