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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2007
August 16, 2007
August 18, 2007
Transcript:
ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS "I don't get it, counselor... your clients are suing the zebra for 'failure to be food'... but why can't they just hunt him down like other predators do?" "Because, your honor, my clients are idiots... morons, doofuses, dunderheads, fools, buffoons, boneheads, halfwits, numskulls, simpletons, stooges, fatheads, chumps, clowns, cretins..." "Dat problee enough."
Soroxas over 12 years ago
I love this storyline
Pearlslover01 about 12 years ago
^.Man, Rat is a Thesaurus.
KZ71 almost 11 years ago
I think Rat’s actually intentionally helping Zebra by being the crocs’ lawyer. Who’da thunk.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) almost 6 years ago
Gosh, rat should have said all those words in alphabetical order