Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2007

Transcript:

"Zebra, before we did, I'd like to ask you just one question... why'd you risk your life to save me?" "Because, Jeffy, I like you... you represent innocence... a time in America when things were kinder and simpler, a time when people cared about one another." "Whatever." "You're kind of ruining the moment, Jeffy."