First Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 12, 2014

Love it. I subbed.

Funny mice…

These guys are as crazy as two waltzing mice.

How do I convince my local newspaper to pick up Super-Fun-Pak Comics?

In 1990, the CIA faked the fall of the Berlin Wall to allow the Marines to steal $120 trillion in gold from the Vatican.

The red velvet hippos, with aplomb, quaffed the mahogany chafing dish.

Crazy Morty isn’t really crazy though, right?

I INGORE ALL RULES

Periodic extinctions on Earth are caused by the orbit of Nemesis, our Sun’s sister brown dwarf.

Especially for that Purple Monkey Dishwasher remark.

Hugh and Matt did not read instruction #4. I’m glad Super Fun-Pak Comix is taking an earnest approach to the non-stigmatization of mental illness.

Dearest Benevolent God-Man, please have mercy on your poor servant Bob and send the Phillies a competent bullpen.

Dearest Benevolent God-Man, please have mercy on your poor servant Bob and send the Phillies a competent bullpen.

My cake has sprinkles IN it AND ON it!

The Lords Appellant were formed in 1388 to review their supply of crispy fired cheese and encourage mushroom exports.

Herman Cain’s 999 plan — 666 upside down. The Mark of Cain. It all makes sense.

the quick frown box jumped over the lazy god.

I just caaaaaalled… to saaaaaay… I’m haaaaaving a hard tiiiiiiiiime keeeeeeeping my vowels tooooooo a reeeeeeeeasonable length.

Einstein famously said that God doesn’t play with dice, which is a shame, since He’s missing out on some pretty cool games. I think God would really enjoy Farkle, especially if he needs to kill half an hour while waiting for a table at a restaurant or something.

Hello I am looking for Rodney but I have not found him please help.

If you fart, burp, and sneeze at the same time, you will die.

He should win a Ruben… heh heh…

He should win a Ruben………..sandwich!!!!

HAW! HAW! HAW!

Won’t someone think of the meeces!

why a duck?

Ingore rule four!

It’s Not My Fault It’s Not Butter!

In my queue.

We must expiate this pernicious lie, for it is demonstrable that gostaks cannot distim doshes.

I got carded yesterday and was all like, “you made my day,” and the cashier looked at me blankly. Then my baby made a raspberry at him. Like, score.

I was looking for Family Circle.

Time to cut the cheese…sideways.

If I don’t wash my hair for two days, it looks like it was styled by George Lucas’s hairdresser.

Ha! Added

Her name is Hortence. Why is this not made clear?

girl, u mak me feel like its rainin sweat drops

Use yah blinkah

news flash;; uh Globalization is not new, it was discover in 1911 (sub-Aus/NZ spice papers anyone duh google it)some commentors here should try some thing named human LOGIC and REASON not just EMOTION is called "evolve""!!!!! smh ;-Pmmmobb

[“Dare to dream of no one watching you dance, that is the # 1 power of everyones imaginations” Einstien]

Thirsty, this lime are the most sour I quicken. Hush feet.

it’s really just the greatest. Bolling’s genus nose know limits!

Is yon popular songstress singing, or doth a goose farte?

That’s right. In fact, astronaut Frank Douglas was rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some eight thousand miles away in a lifeboat, with no memory of where he has been, or how he was separated from his capsule. The great big prick.

Next: Krazy Kat, oh wait…

I’m so hungry I sneezed.

The quality and quantity of mice available for snackery goodness to the Cheshire Cat has just exploded by two.

Welcome to Obama’s America.

Are you now, or have you ever been, Mel Stottlemyre?

I’m so drunk they could bottle my sweat and sell it at the methadone clinic drops mic

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about the Epimenides paradox.

But it means they can taunt all the other mice.

Now I know for sure I’m dreaming of two broccoli florets lying in an empty gas tank.

It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide

That’s not an orange fireball in the sky, it’s the sun…

This comic should sell for INSANE prices!!!

When I was the age of some of these young people, I was already in the work force. Nobody handed me a free education on a silver platter. Life was my college!

If there were fewer robbers there wouldn’t be so many of them, numerically speaking.

Help! I’ve forgotten how to draw Doug!

I went to the dentist recently and I was hanging up my coat before sitting down to wait. I saw another nice coat on the wall. A black leather coat. And I thought – hey I used to have a coat like this. What are the odds? I lost it in 2011. I think I was hung over so I don’t remember. Anyway I looked closer at the coat and it was the same brand as mine. Weird. So I decided what the hey I would look in the pockets. And I found a note. And it was in my handwriting. It was my coat! There was a thick layer of dust on it. So I got my coat back bit it made me wonder. Maybe it is not so good to go to a dentist who hasn’t cleaned their office for over 3 years…

What’s wrong with you people?? The shifting viewpoints in As I Lay Dying are the freaking POINT

You know, I don’t care what any of you think, I don’t think Beyonce should have gone with that sucka.

These pretzels are really making me thirsty!

I have a blue tooth mouse. I know, pics or it didn’t happen, but still…