Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2014

It’s the only way. But lose the hat, Steph.

Feeding time!

She originally found him at the train station wearing a tag around his neck that read, “Please look after this cartoonist. Thank you.”

Go back even further and he’ll be an egg and a sperm.

Take him in, Staci. Maybe this time he’ll grow up to be Superman. It could happen.

If my husband drew me with no chin and a nose like Pinocchio, I would have kicked him out, too.

DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR!!!

Perfect solution! A foundling Cartoon-Boy on Staci’s doorstep! “Feed me,” indeed. Poor little regressed tyke….

I tried that, and they up and moved out of the country, to LA.

Pastis, let us know if this approach works. It could be worth a try !

Do infants like Steph enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?!?

Use the zebras, Stephen. They’re more adorable.

oh man this is just too pathetic xD

This will lead to a breast feeding from the visual setup.

Bolt the door, and kill it with FIRE !!!!!

" A Half A Bubble Off- Plumb”"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That waz my cognomen for years until I grew up and they found it waz becuz of the constant leg-pulling by elders, like Earl of the ‘Pickles’ strip..

EXCELLENT!

xxx

How would he fit in the basket?

Oh, and there’s a rare appearance of Staci.

Oh God. Third time in a row Stephan. Really?