The best translations are good reading. The Japanese studied it thoroughly before World War II, went to war and lost their atrocity - committing butts. They apparently only gave the book lip service.
Looks like Lio picked up the book at a point where Cybil was only halfway through it. Hope she at least made it to Chapter 7 (of 13)–Military Maneuvers.
and the punchline is Siamese cats (she’s a red point, isn’t she?) are from Thalland anyway. really mixing metaphors. like the kid with a fragment of native american blood that reads up on the wrong tribe since they told him th wrong one and he tries to become one or something
Not necessarily. If the sheath is on her back and she’s planning to do a horizontal left-to-right throat slash or decapitation, she will be able to put the katana away immediately.
She wouldn’t have learned sword techniques from that book. Nor any actual battle techniques, actually.
By reading that book, she should have had the dogs attacking each other, but few would have understood the gag and most people haven’t a clue what the book is about.
For a “bonus joke” they should be Pekingese dogs…..I’ve never read it but I’ve heard that “The Art of War” is more about grand political maneuvering and long-range strategy than about any actual battle techniques. I do know both politicians and football coaches try to impress people by quoting from it.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Cybil looks quite fetching in her Samurai armor.
Joe_Minotaur almost 15 years ago
I found 10 different editions of that book at Barnes and Noble. Apparently it’s out of copyright and anyone can publish a translation of it.
KefRayBa almost 15 years ago
The only nitpick for me is that ‘The Art of War’ is of Chinese, while the armour is Japanese.
But I guess Chinese armour and sword would not be as distinguish.
rayannina almost 15 years ago
The dogs certainly can’t tell the difference.
Basqueian almost 15 years ago
Don’t fool yourself, the Japanese were well aware of the book in the samurai era.
sdvogel almost 15 years ago
Everything is made in Chine now anyway.
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Samurai Cybil in an action-packed, thrilling, fight with the Dog Gang!
I feel sorry for the doggies. Can Lio save them?
donboyer almost 15 years ago
The best translations are good reading. The Japanese studied it thoroughly before World War II, went to war and lost their atrocity - committing butts. They apparently only gave the book lip service.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Cybil has a sword and she’s not afraid to use it.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Looks like Lio picked up the book at a point where Cybil was only halfway through it. Hope she at least made it to Chapter 7 (of 13)–Military Maneuvers.
psychlyst almost 15 years ago
Lio better stop her before we have filet o’ pup!…
lamourdelafantom almost 15 years ago
and the punchline is Siamese cats (she’s a red point, isn’t she?) are from Thalland anyway. really mixing metaphors. like the kid with a fragment of native american blood that reads up on the wrong tribe since they told him th wrong one and he tries to become one or something
leipsicbob almost 15 years ago
I have a Siamese like that …
theR0nin almost 15 years ago
Her stance is wrong, the sword should be on the right side of her body…
zev.farkas almost 15 years ago
Looks like Cybil already got to one of those pups…
(Who came up with the idea of docking a puppy’s tail and cropping its ears? What for?)
lunatic03867 almost 15 years ago
Not necessarily. If the sheath is on her back and she’s planning to do a horizontal left-to-right throat slash or decapitation, she will be able to put the katana away immediately.
mrgromit almost 15 years ago
She wouldn’t have learned sword techniques from that book. Nor any actual battle techniques, actually.
By reading that book, she should have had the dogs attacking each other, but few would have understood the gag and most people haven’t a clue what the book is about.
Cute one, Mark.
lombre almost 15 years ago
I’d suggest those dogs stop looking and start running.
Godfreydaniel almost 15 years ago
For a “bonus joke” they should be Pekingese dogs…..I’ve never read it but I’ve heard that “The Art of War” is more about grand political maneuvering and long-range strategy than about any actual battle techniques. I do know both politicians and football coaches try to impress people by quoting from it.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
Know your kitty and know yourself, and you will never be used as a scratching post.
TheDOCTOR almost 15 years ago
“Inuyasha - SIT!!!”
jestrfyl almost 15 years ago
Lio has violated a timeless dictum - never arm a cat.
cinderellaman almost 15 years ago
Look out Liō - Cybil’s been reading Sun Tzu! You’d better get her food straight, or she’ll be using it on you next!!!!!!
magikkat almost 15 years ago
Cybil is the greatest!!
iamalreadyagenius213 almost 15 years ago
I wonder what mighty cat cry Cybil yowled to alarm lio?? lol
ishannon5289 over 14 years ago
For fighting one on one it is the Japanese Book of Nine Rings
Supercat Premium Member about 4 years ago
My avatar says it