Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 09, 2014

All dogs go to Heaven?

I wonder how many church bulletins this will end up in.

It is said that dogs resemble their owners (or is it the other way around?).

Unicornstar, there was a wonderful Twilight Zone episode where a man refuses to enter heaven because the gatekeeper won’t let him in. Then he finds out that heaven was further up the road and dogs are welcome – what he thought was heaven was actually the opposite – no dogs!

I don’t dislike dogs but I think dog lovers are crazy. They’re just animals!!

So the joke here is just that the dog is wearing a priest’s collar? Lame.

Many people would be better off going to dog heaven.

If they ever breed a poopless dog, I would consider owning one.

I did this one year’s back

Great, now the choir dogs are all in danger too.