Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 18, 2010

Just do your job and take his order!

Take the order and move along now. Ziggy might change his mind.

now , now macushla, maybe our waiter was aware of the fact that he hadn’t even given ol’ zig his menu yet and he is therefore not ready to order

or maybe there is a new sign in the entranceway :

no shirt, no shoes, NO PANTS, no service

Did I just see the decimal point on the tip move?

Is he wearing a checkered flag. Looks like he’s at the finish line.

Oh buddy, your tip is going down!

“Your eyes can deceive you…Don’t trust them…”

So Christopher from The Sopranos became a waiter? I thought he died.