Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2014
May 13, 2014
May 15, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: If you want to find a cure for your girlfriend's plight, fetch me these mountain berries. But beware! Breezy: (Gulp!) See that misty vapor enveloping the forest? One you breathe it in, it makes you see your worst feras as if they were real. Like Jar Jar Binks. Rip Haywire: Yipe. Gotta do it (gulp!) or my chums will end up as chum! Woman: Might be too late for that one. Breezy: Aw, it's a win-win!
mcboyes96 over 10 years ago
Its been proven that a woman that has a little extra weight tend to outlive the man that mentions it.
bornfree99 over 10 years ago
peace on earth…
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Quick, someone get Breezy a guinea pig to focus on before she goes into cutesy meltdown.@Dan: Thanks for the explanation yesterday. My eyes are getting too old to read that small print.
ajr58 over 10 years ago
Kinda looks like Mammy Yokum.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
this just keeps getting better each day … and with real cool humor. You’re the best DT (as in dan)
johnrussco over 10 years ago
I suspect that my hateful daughter of 31 years old will look just like her. that is if she ever grows up.. she divorced a millionaire that was smart educated, fun and handsome. cause she did not get her way with everything. now she steals money from her mom & I and …… I know let it go dad says her mom, and I’m try-en …
tototu over 10 years ago
Good name for one of Rip’s hotties- Misty Vapors
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Maybe Rip’s worst fear will be a vision of Cobra and himself in legal wedlock?
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Actually, taking a second look, I think she more resembles Popeye’s momma than Mammy… just sayin’…
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
I smell a plot to get rid of Breezy :(