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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 16, 2014
May 15, 2014
May 17, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I've got to get through this forest before the hallucinatory fog makes me go bonkers! Cobra Carson: Hiya, handsome. You look stressed. Rip Haywire: (Ulp!) Cobra! My realest nightmare yet! Yow! I've forgotten how rough your backrubs wee, sugar... Meanwhile.... Man 1: Highwayman wants us to kill Haywire. Man 2: Hey, is it me or do these pants make my butt look big?
Chithing almost 11 years ago
That Cobra’s a real wildcat, ain’t she.
Space_cat almost 11 years ago
If those are Highwaymen, they are going to need a Wide Load sign and a hazmat placard that reads explosives!
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
it’s the pants
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
I’ve always thought of Cobra as a poisonous snake. Now it turns out she can also be a cougar.
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
No, dude… YOUR BUTT makes your butt look big!
CYGNUS X1 almost 11 years ago
Even after zooming in I can’t read the water bottle!
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Always knew she was a cougar…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No, LIGHT makes your butt look big!
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Optimus Prime couldn’t haul these guys up the mountain.It wouldn’t be good for his lower back.