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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2014
May 16, 2014
May 18, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Stupid mountain lion pretending to be my ex-girlfriend! Oh, man, I'm back in mercenary prep school! Naked! And I forgot to bring my AK-47! Breezy: I can't listen to his screams anymore! Rip Haywire: Oh, the humanity! Woman: I can! We don't get cable up here.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
And Dadās laughing at me again!
Nate Spidgewood almost 11 years ago
I wish next week, this is all going to be a bad dream, so neither the Ingredient X stuff (that turned everybody in Starlight real fat) nor this situation should really happen.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 11 years ago
I think that old woman likes her business too well.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
Come on Rip dig deep ā¦ you can do this. This strip keeps getting better and better each day. Dan T. is the man!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 11 years ago
āCaptain Easy Soldier Schoolā FTW. :D
mntim almost 11 years ago
AK-47? Youāre a big boy now. Get an M4.
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Captain Easyā¦? I think Captain Eddy from āNon Sequiterā would be a better fit to this story lineā¦
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
But I do think Ripās Hindenburg moment is fittingā¦
Chithing almost 11 years ago
Cheap thrills for the old lady. And I do mean cheap.
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Once againā¦ Rip Haywire has cancelled Cougar Town!
CIM THOG almost 11 years ago
the character is being biblical. keeping his nakedness for spouse or it is just on of th perks of childhood. imagine you suddenly naked in front of friends you wudnāt want to be
Dragoncat almost 11 years ago
Why do I have the feeling heās been through this before?