Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2014

Yeah, that’s Jack in the back.

Coor’s you know Susan’ll soon beer here with puns bout drinkin’Then we’ll all be sadder bud weiser.

Wow, X … great job filling in!(Keepin’ it light…. but not less filling..)And thanks for the vote of confidence, both you guys…Not sure how much I’ve got on tap…Now that you’ve poured so much into it, we might be at the bottom of the barrel..but I’ll give it a shot.

(so she hops right to it…)Hey, did that guy get the brandy wanted?

Hope you’ll take all this in the right spirit….It’s just a little something I brewed up to stave off boredom….And when Madame Beviek casks me, I try to sup porter…after all, she’s my Bud..

But I’ll go now, before I’m a bourbon on everybody….Meanwhile… keep your gin up….What?Hey, I expected all those groans… but not the booze!

(She stops to liquor wounds…. sniffle…)

MST3K?

I’m surprised that IMDB doesn’t have a listing for how many times Jack has co-stared.

Such a spirited post!

I’m getting drunk on all the puns. Too, too funny! (Do you all keep lists of puns about different subjects or is it all stored in your head? Just curious.)

Perkycat: A head is more often found on beer than liquor.

Jack Daniel: One of the worst beverages to have. .

Susan, whew!

Its MST3K gone ‘Horribly Wrong’!!!!