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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 31, 2014
Transcript:
Kid 1: "Bye, Miss Degroot!" Kid 2: "Bye, Miss Farrell!" Kid 3: "Have a fun summer!" Luann: "I'm gonna miss this job..." Tiffany: "Got big summer plans?" Luann: "I'm working at the drama camp with Quill" Tiffany: "How cute. I'm doing something BIG. The photo frame people? They want me to pose for poster frames!" Luann: "Wow! Do you know how many actors went from posters to oscars?" Tiffany: "Uh.... not exactly. Fifteen?"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Actually, that would be the right answer⊠if the question were âHow many good movies (or actors) win oscars?â⊠-The next step after posters? An ad for dog food⊠âT- T- Tiffy And The PetsââŠ
Juan 2099 over 10 years ago
Luann, letâs see who makes more money over the summer.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âThe Whisper Of OddsââI Think The Posterâs ClearââDo The MathââYou Ought To Be In PostersââLike A Rhinestone Mall GirlââIt Never Rains In Southern PittsââLook At Me, Iâm Sandra Tweedle DeeâorâYou Donât Have To Be A Star, Baby.. To Be On A Posterâ
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sheeeesh.
Luann Just waved Pretty-Boy in Tiffâs Face and She IGNORED it.
Boy, Do I MISS the Old âEvilâ Tiffany.
38lowell over 10 years ago
Grade & high schools are over!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Or Beetle Bailey at the dentistâŠif he were wearing Schroederâs shirtâŠ
Boophilus over 10 years ago
I do think a lot of actors included modeling in their early work.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âHeâs probably Guntherâs little brother that we havenât met yetâ ^The littlest Berger⊠nicknamed âHamââŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âBrought to youâ by..âFramedâ.. purveyors of premium picture, poster and parcel products⊠"If itâs inferior quality⊠we didnât do it! " â And byâŠOkayMart⊠"Buy one poster frame/holder, get the second one for the same price! ââŠâSales like this and more, every week⊠guaranteed!"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âBrought to youâ by..âFramedâ.. purveyors of premium picture, poster and parcel products⊠"If itâs inferior quality⊠we didnât do it! "â And byâŠOkayMart⊠âBuy one poster frame/holder, get the second one for the same price! ââŠâSales like this and more, every week⊠guaranteed!â
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I did get it, thanks! I figured if wives can get away with it, then what about the rest of us? Lol!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
â⊠but my internet searching shows she didnât win any Oscars.â ^You probably forgot her âguest appearanceâ on the Dating Game⊠that week it had âsome guy named OscarââŠ
JayBluE over 10 years ago
The bill collector sounds like a musical scale: they go: âDough!⊠Pay Me⊠So Far, not a âlaâ of The dough!â
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Me personally, I do a great âSo Lowâ!
wiselad over 10 years ago
she would be the girl in the label with UPC for the posters ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And prominently featured in my tummy! â Incidentally, I grew up in the general area close to the original store near the Baltimore area.
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
From posters to posers to hosers to ???
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Lol!! You can also say it depends on whoâs âturning the" key ââŠ. heh heh!!!
lynnskay over 10 years ago
Me? I play in the key of âL.â Everybody says it sounds like âL anywayâŠ
Funny, thatâs the key I sing in, at least thatâs what my husband says about my singing. Sounds fine to me. Guess thatâs an advantage to being HOH/deaf. He pleads with me to sing âso-lowâ (that he canât hear it). He says that deaf people should be mute, at least when it comes to singing. Now, thatâs not very nice, is it?
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
âThereâs bound to be many more than that. The classic poster girl I remember was Betty Grable . . .â
And what about Farrah Fawcett? Sheâs a classic poster girl, and she sure became famous (but she didnât win an Oscar).
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
âMy wife does not have a very good singing voice, but if anything ever happened to her, Iâd give anything to hear her againâŠâ
I actually cried when I read your comment, itâs so loving.
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Is this referring to the photos that re inside a frame when you buy it? Back in the 1940âs they were already stars when their pictured were used. They still turn up at flea markets, etc.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Donât knock it, Luann. At least Tiffany is making some progress along the line of her ambitions. Do you even have any ambitions (other than to make out with Quill)?
Step-Step over 10 years ago
If they are going to be graduating high school, how come thereâs no talk about caps, gowns, senior rings and the ceremony?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Note that the company that Tiffany worked for last summer was actually impressed with her, she did a good job for them, and they want her back. She will take that opportunity and add another credit to her resume in her efforts to become an actress. Luann, on the other hand, will spend the summer pursuing a boy, in an attempt to seduce him on a couch in the place where he works. Thatâs all because Luann is the âgood girlâ, and Tiffany is the ridiculous wanton hussy, of course.
Tim Pickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
I may be dating myself here, but Rita Hayworth was every GIâs favorite poster girl.
locake over 10 years ago
Why would the pay Tiff to pose for another picture? They could use the same one to sell poster frames as picture frames.
keema70 over 10 years ago
I keep hoping that something will happen to motivate Luann to pursue acting and singing, things that she does well. Câmon, Greg!
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Iâm impressed that I havenât noticed any Tiffany bashing on this one. Iâm used to reading so many nonsensical remarks about her.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Quill, however, will be working behind the scenes helping run the camp, rather than acting in a play (which is what the campers themselves do). Mrs. Manezone therefore wonât have any reason to restore the Quill-Tiffany co-starring team for the summer camp. However, when they both start as students in the drama department at Moony Uni this fallâŠ
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
LOL, the âprop departmentâ in the theater of my mind supplied the missing tooth and the 4 foot tall sandwich. It just didnât have any white shirts with the â O â in the middle.
Funny you mention the â4ft. tall sandwich.â The Ohio Deli in Columbus OH, offers the âDagwood challengeâ eat a 2.5lb âDagwoodâ sandwich (just like the ones the character makes) and 1lb of fries in 30 min. and you win the challenge). I think it was one of Adam Richmanâs original Man Vs. Food challenges.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
Was/is there a prize for âwinning the challengeâ?
I think âall you get is that lousy t-shirt!â :-P
geneking7320 over 10 years ago
I think Hallie Berry did some modeling also.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Good for you, Luann, you actually gave Tiffany a complement! She seems to have enjoyed it. Perhaps sheâll change her mind and become a model. Going from picture frames to posters Is a big step. At least Luann wonât have to worry about competition from Tiffany while she (Luann) spends the summer with Quill helping out with drama camp! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
You didnât know it, but they elected you King of Scotland âŠ..
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
âI have fallen in love with American names, The sharp names that never get fat, The snake-skin titles of mining-claims, The plumed war-bonnet of Medicine Hat, Tucson and Deadwood and Lost Mule Flat.â (Stephen Vincent Benet, 1898-1943)
Enjoy your Saturday night! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
"I was wondering where all those short, squatty ones were from⊠"
LOL! â And on the subject of acting/graduating, I donât think these Academy graduates should have been allowed to leave the campus!
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
I have always loved that song. . . Okay, I cried when I listened to it just now. What is wrong with me?! Lol
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
Thank you :)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Also sympathy, humor and fellow feeling!â I know this isnât a place for âreligious talkâ, and I just state this as a reference, to show what helps my wife and I personally to keep our heads up, but she and I really have to keep remembering our personal faith and convictions. My wife and I have faith in these changes to be brought in by Someone who knows us better than we know our own selvesâŠ. (Daniel 2:44; Jeremiah 10:23; Psalm 37:10,11, 28,,29; Isa. 65:21-23) â A lot of days, after ârubbing shouldersâ with people, and then watching the news, she and I have to keep remembering what we study, as people can⊠be pretty âtestyâ⊠to say the least, Lol!!!!
johovey over 10 years ago
Farrah Fawcett did a famous poster in the 1970s â was very popular as an actress for a couple decades. That was the one that came to my head. But that was the ONLY one.
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
@IamJayBluE
âAbsolutely â that is a given in our home. That is why I mentioned that empathy is one of the most important. But not the most importantâŠâ
The most important thing I ever learned was in kindergarten . . . the Gold Rule!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, I have to say, you seem to have a very loving family, and it seems a successful one, at that! You seem to show these qualities weâre discussing⊠â I wonder if more empathy could keep people from going to court, to fight about âwho pushed who in lineâ, or âwhy did such and such do that to me?â