9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for January 23, 2010

I’d abandon ship right now.

Don´t sell any White Star bonds.

My grandfather gave me sound advice:

Why be half safe, invest in the Titanic

Don’t buy Xerox at $1.04. We still have carbon paper.

Penny stocks, now there’s the wave of the future.

Buying blue chips are like getting married. You’ll be together forever.

and look how the graph is icebergish

What about Enron investments ?

I’ve got a sinking feeling about this.

lol ben

There’s an iceberg out that window.