Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    You can’t drink a cake Bung.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 15 years ago

    C’mon, Al. Give ‘im what he wants. As the policy goes, “the customer is always right.” Although it seems wrong to think you’ll get drunk from eating rum cake. Am I right or am I right?

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    What a waste of good rum.

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    two bottles of Captain Morgan and a Timbit is closer to the mark.

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    mrsullenbeauty  almost 15 years ago

    Give a man a rumcake, and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to make a rumcake and …. uh, I dunno. I never got to the “cake” part.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    Cap’t Morgan, why isn’t his foot up on a chest or something?

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    I’ll take a fruit cake and a bottle of rum….

    Yes, you can get “relaxed” after a couple of pieces.

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    eqo  almost 15 years ago

    yeeooowww

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    would you settle for a billybeer and a handful of peanuts?

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Sounds like Rumcake to me.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    … I seem to recall an episode of M * A * S * H where Colonel Potter tells Hawkeye about dunking Fig Nuttons in Scotch. If that works then why not dunking a muffin in Captain Morgan?

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    I prefer Old Navy 151 proof.

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    leroy1  almost 15 years ago

    bring on the figs

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    why? are we out of rum?

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    “We don’t allow fruitcake for fruitcake has rum, And one little bite puts a man on the bum, Now can you imagine a sorrier sight, Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight?”

    “Away, away with rum, by gum…”

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