Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 13, 2014

And on the back it says, “and all I got out of it was this lousy T-shirt.” Ah, well, it replaces the one ripped to shreds by the robots…

Now, now Lio. Building a giant robot just to sell merchandise is pretty tacky.

No, no, nooooooo!“My Parents Survived A Giant Robot Attack And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”

Does Lio’s Japanese doppelgänger sell T-shirts in Tokyo that say “I Survived the Giant Lizard Attack” for 511 yen?

Darn. Bilan beat me to posting the thought…. Good show.

For $5, I’ll take 10. It’s the post-apocalyptic deal of the century!

The investigation won’t go anywhere, he’s not selling lemonade.

Is that the only customer? Or will there be more? Stay tuned.

Is this in reference to Bengazi?

Looks like Lio is in business.

Lio is the very model of a successful young entrepreneur, always instantly ready to capitalize on a new situation. It’s almost as if he had the tee-shirts screen-printed ahead of the attack. It’s almost as if the giant robot were one of his own creations…But that would make Lio too much a target for Occupy….

The Apocalypse will be monetized.