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For the eyes, the M.D. is called an ophthalmologist. The person who fits you for glasses is an optometrist.
For the feet, the M.D. is a podiatrist, and the person who trims your toenails is called a pedophile.
Then there is the proctologist, but it stops right there.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Burl, I have to admit, that is a good one!
margueritem about 15 years ago
Check the bushes….
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
I couldn’t be that all that additional tonnage is causing those foot aches.
Ray_C about 15 years ago
For the eyes, the M.D. is called an ophthalmologist. The person who fits you for glasses is an optometrist. For the feet, the M.D. is a podiatrist, and the person who trims your toenails is called a pedophile. Then there is the proctologist, but it stops right there.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
no no, it’s a footsieologist…..everydubby knows dat!
drewhollan about 15 years ago
Ray C a pedophile is a CHILD MOLESTER ! Manicurist’s trim and shape finger & toenails.
bald about 15 years ago
we all get the gist of this one
sunnydog about 15 years ago
How much does a gist weigh? O kay!
doggiehouser about 15 years ago
Hey sunnydog, you look just like my late girlie in her golden years. She had a sunny disposition too!
Ray_C about 15 years ago
drewhollan: realy??!!?! Gosh, I didn’t know that. Seriously, thanks for the correction, but it was a joke that obviously fell flat.
lewisbower about 15 years ago
My wife thinks I need a podiatrist/dentist. Am I that bad?
gulfcoastgrl about 15 years ago
lol, Radish
Ray_C about 15 years ago
Ouch! Best/worst pun of the day, El.