Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 29, 2014
August 25, 2014
September 01, 2014
Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king chapt world famous ocean city salt water coffee and and taffy is off the menu! no more tacky t-shirts! corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! sandypants sam's p.c. tees i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the up-graded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud. you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’ve known a few people who put salt in their coffee grounds. They claim salt makes the coffee less acidic.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
egg shells in mine please. I need all the help I can get
ehtaniguchi about 10 years ago
I love salt water taffy, but the last time we went to the beach, I had to drive 12 miles inland to find some. Curses on the sugar police!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
No tee-shirts; no taffy: no lifeguard; NO BEACH! Take me home, please!
An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove about 10 years ago
‘Taffy is delicious’ is what my dentist always tells me