I’m reminded of two different comics: (1) Benny Hill, who in one of his blackout sketches said to his “wife,” “Good night, mother of four,” to which she snarled, “Good night, father of one!” (2) There was some comedienne, whose name I can’t remember, who told her audience, “I’m single, I have no children — at least, none that I know of…”
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
“…I have children?”
cheap_day_return over 10 years ago
Good comeback to the same ol’ pick up line!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art and some other silliness.
pcolli over 10 years ago
“Well, some of them, anyway.”
J Short over 10 years ago
Live long an prosper, baby.
mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
Happy belated Mother’s Day.
Alan Steenhouwer over 10 years ago
If he follows that up properly, it could com off as quite sweet.
PoodleGroomer over 10 years ago
Some of his are hers, or some of hers are his?
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Him…“Lift your skirt…..” “Nope still don’t ring a bell.”“And I see you floss….”
Enoki over 10 years ago
He’s sober, that’s the problem…
K M over 10 years ago
I’m reminded of two different comics: (1) Benny Hill, who in one of his blackout sketches said to his “wife,” “Good night, mother of four,” to which she snarled, “Good night, father of one!” (2) There was some comedienne, whose name I can’t remember, who told her audience, “I’m single, I have no children — at least, none that I know of…”
bmckee over 10 years ago
Look, I can’t be responsible for your accidents.
Strine over 10 years ago
She has twins in his elementary school class! I’ve heard a teacher tell a surprised guy that he’s the father of one of her children!