Monty by Jim Meddick for May 26, 2014
May 25, 2014
May 27, 2014
Transcript:
Um... I think you've got some coffee residue on your upper lip... Hmm? Oh this? No... This is just a handlebar mustache I started growing... It's very trendy now... To grow old timey facial hair in the style of the 1880s or thereabouts... Um... Bad news... I think you have some ingrown hairs on the corners. Darn it. I knew I should've waited longer before trying to twirl up the ends...
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Monty proceeds with gay abandon from silliness to even-sillier-silliness. A handlebar mustache, indeed! Try again after letting that pathetic patch grow for a year, Monty…. Give up, E.B.; he’s hopeless.
billyruffian over 10 years ago
Nice close-up in p3
nitromicro over 10 years ago
Ouch! My eyes!
Bobongo over 10 years ago
Couldn’t hurt.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
That’s gotta smart!
hamon over 10 years ago
Very few men have good mustache genes, even fewer good fancy mustache genes.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Monty is capable of upper lip hair growth? Is his face aware of this?
vldazzle over 10 years ago
My man has an OK mustache – it looked better when he dyed it for Fiddler (even though he also grew a beard). I’d rather the mustache were less luxuriant than that he had coarse hair all over like my x. I like it just fine, even though it is 2 colors (salt and pepper).