Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2014

So, for just a dollar, I can get a full glass, and not have to worry if its half full or half empty?…Yahoooooo!!!…Life is good!

If your cup is only half full, get a smaller bra.

In case pEssimism is misspelled, I think I’ll just not purchase today [;-(

In other words, half full or half empty for half a dollar.

After you buy one are you a half buck poorer or do you still have half a buck?

I was thinking: pessimism .50, optimism $1.00.

Or, as the engineers would say, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Drink it to help wash down yesterday’s polycotton candy (Actually, you ate it yesterday and it’s still sticking to your teeth)

So young yet she’s so cynical…….wait, she’s so young yet she’s so idealistic!

So… Optimists will think it’s a glass of lemonade, and pessimists will think it’s a glass of… something else.

The opportunist says “You gonna drink that?”