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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2014
May 27, 2014
May 29, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: Someone has a birthday coming soon!
Brutus: What would you like for your birthday present, Gladys?
Gladys: What sort of budgetary constraints do I have?
My fiance recently had a birthday. I got him several NICE things. His favorite? The JOKE gift – a Squid brand unicycle I found at the thrift store for $20. He lit right up and said he loved it! (he actually knows how to ride them and had one as a kid)
My gifts for birthdays are easy..I give them a novelty bar of soap that has either a 1$ bill,a $20,or a$50..That way if I have to be close to them at least they won’t smell.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
$5 maximum. Brutus hasn’t got a raise since 1972.
Frederick Barnett Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s always the way I answer the birthday present question. Christmas too.
angelfiredragon almost 11 years ago
I would have asked “what do you want for your birthday that will cost nothing?” maybe something I could make
platechick almost 11 years ago
My fiance recently had a birthday. I got him several NICE things. His favorite? The JOKE gift – a Squid brand unicycle I found at the thrift store for $20. He lit right up and said he loved it! (he actually knows how to ride them and had one as a kid)
boldyuma almost 11 years ago
My gifts for birthdays are easy..I give them a novelty bar of soap that has either a 1$ bill,a $20,or a$50..That way if I have to be close to them at least they won’t smell.