Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 29, 2014

Not hired for sure.

Now, now, Sleeping while standing is a rare tallent (Usually cultivated during Army ‘Service’) and explains much about Andy’s ability to navigate the way home after the Pub closes.

Sleep Walking a familiar route, one well-practiced and usually occurring at the same time is NOT all that unusual. Many folks do it everyday, say from the TV in the Living Room up to Bed!

Or City Road Crew.

oh it’s a government lob

All that’s needed is 6 managers standing around him supervising.

Certainly the Highway Department could use him…

Please don’t try this at home. Andy is a professional idle layabout.

There’s an old line about the road worker who fell off his shovel, “and compensation set in.”

@beviekHoping your mother will continue to improve!

He’s lucky Andy didn’t tell him to bend over….

A dedicated highway worker has his shirt pocket sewn on upside-down…

He can fall asleep on it…

Oh right… You can see that for yourself.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 14 hours agoYour summer must be hot and muggy. My car read 91 F today.-I have very little cloths bought new. Undies, socks and pocket Tees are the primary new stuff I buy.Well, my 5’11 retracted to 5’9 last time I was measured at VA. My appointment got moved from Jul. 11 to the 8th. -I remember watching the rabbit nibble the tomato I had put down. It was near as big as he was at the time. You need your finger more than Merlin does ! He sounds like one wicked magician ! … making fingers disappear n’ stuff.-YOU NEED TO GET THAT CAR, and live that fantasy !-Finished with the porch and Miss H. scrubbed the deck. She is going to Las Vegas on Saturday where she will meet her brother and mom for an 80th birthday celebration. -Sending a thunder shower Thursday your way. Stay in.__________________________________________________Well I suppose that’s the whole point of summer to be hot and muggy…. and to make my life a misery. LOL.-I’ve heard that a person shrinks at night time. They are always taller in the morning… Weird. -I take after my Mum for height. I’m taller than her though. -Merlin can make polo mints disappear quite quickly as well! He loves them. As I’ve said many times, He always bangs his hoof on the railings like he’s saying “Thank you”-I want to live that fantasy more than you’ll ever know. Easier said than done!-Las Vegas? Wow! Can I climb into her suitcase???

Thursday has been rainy and wet again but the sun came out earlier on.-I hope you have a Happy Thursday.

To those who think your computer hates you… Be glad that you don’t own THIS computer.Funny Error Messages:

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I love the “windows could not be bothered” one at 3:45. That’s how I sometimes feel.

Went to the Dr now that I am back in Chicago…told me to give the cast another week to ten days…am in a grumpy mood now…

Sorry to “eavesdrop”, but what amazing photographs. I have a picture of my great grandmother (on my mother’s side) and one of my father with Sir Anthony Eden during the WW2 – Eden was later Prime Minister (I’ve no idea as to what the circumstances were).

(yesterday),Blytheswood Hill was notorious at one stage for “Ladies” looking for work.

Anyone who’s interested in Hitch Hikers Guide……...http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/may/29/unseen-hitchikers-guide-new-douglas-adams-biography

I only make exceptions for the warm weather if there is a cool breeze alongside it. So it wouldn’t feel so hot. I try to avoid the sun as much as possible. I don’t want to have wrinkly skin when I’m in my 30’s. Other people can go ahead and enjoy the “lovely weather” but they’ll be the ones with wrinkles at an early age. -You think accordions make horrible sounds? Well I only half agree with you there… They only sound horrible in the wrong hands.-I don’t know what movie you’re referring to but I get what you mean. Merlin could be a candidate…-Hubby? No way! Sorry but I have no time for marriage. I want to enjoy my life.-Was the ‘Schnauzer’ that white fluffy dog you found on Google Images? That’s the only one I can think of. -I’ve just looked though those pictures of your Mum’s family and I think they’re lovely. Your Mum was a very beautiful lady and she was adorable as a little girl! It was nice to see other pictures of your Aunt Linda as well. I enjoyed all the photos. I will look through them again later on. -See you over on the ‘flip’ side!

I know just the lady you need……. you might not agree, but shall I send her over? BTW, she must be in her sixties….!