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Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 17, 1991
November 16, 1991
November 18, 1991
Transcript:
TV: Hi, there! And welcome to "oil painting with Rusty!" I'm your host, Rusty Sienna! Well, friends, what shall we paint today? Dad: A woman.A woman of uncommon beauty! A woman with silken blond hair! A woman with ivory white teeth! A caring woman! an understanding woman! A woman unafraid to speak her mind and follow her heart! A woman with piercing blue eyes which gaze straight into the depths of my very soul!! TV: A mountain? Good! Nate: Do you mind?
Silica Gel about 9 years ago
You’re pretty desperate, Marty.
BigNateFan651 over 8 years ago
2nd looooool
BigNateFan651 over 8 years ago
2nd looooool
wonkmaster over 8 years ago
Well that was embarrassing
Professor W over 8 years ago
Bronze. Dude.
Snoopy about 7 years ago
That’s deep, dude
thebunny19 about 7 years ago
As a bird watching trees being cut down.
Buizel over 5 years ago
this is pathetic, even for mr wright
Cheeseisgood almost 5 years ago
XD
Sirhic_nab almost 5 years ago
Man dad be desperate
meRemiLiskowbuticool over 4 years ago
crazed dad alert
CC - ComicsCreators over 4 years ago
If this were in real life, Marty would never hear the end of it. (Mostly from Redditors, lol.)
Best Commenter Ever over 4 years ago
Is this what Nate’s Mom looks like? A blue-eyed blonde? Wow…
Random Person. about 4 years ago
What if Rusty actually decide to paint that?
Commenter8888 almost 4 years ago
Desperate Marty.