The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2010

They came to blows over that last tin of lip balm…

More like Sir Jagger

I don’t think there’s enough lip balm made for both of them. The amount they’d need would have greased the skids back in ancient Egypt, with some left over.

I bet 5 bucks that Angelina will smack down Mick! ding ding ding!

Hey Mick, you can’t always get what you want.

Can’t imagine things getting any uglier than Jagger

Did they give each other some lip

Hey Keith is on the wagon, Ronnie’s cold sober, what next, Mick joins a monastery? I’m feeling old

If Mick and Angelina were both in the same room … well … you can’t get much uglier than that.

And we were worried that N Korea and Iran would get the balm….

Love it!

they both most likely own stock in the company….

Intent of joke is fine, but the caption is a bit overwritten. I think he could have had more fun with Jagger’s looks as well.

Comics Expert Grade: 2.5 out of 5.

I am sure, with their reputations, a creative means of sharing the lip balm and adding a new notch to their bedposts could be expected.

Now THAT IS an ugly thought!

I don’t get it.

who told him to put on a balm? The Maestro? you never know what’s in a balm

HolySmoke, we have a self-proclaimed expert here. Such an expert says he knows something. An actual expert has others saying that he knows something.

The “expert” comes around every once in a while.